'Tis the Season (25 Christmas movies [in no particular order])
↳ (5/25) National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)
Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
if this isnt how my love life starts i will be extremely disappointed
somebody spent at least half an hour of their life on this
Specialized pressures Canadian bike shop to change name
US bicycle company pursues trademark violation of “Roubaix”
A small bike shop in Cochrane, Alberta, Canada has recently been threatened with legal action by US bicycle manufacturer Specialized regarding a trademark violation concerning the shop’s name. The Calgary Herald reported today that Dan Richter, owner of the Cafe Roubaix Bicycle Studio, received a letter from lawyers representing Specialized demanding he change his business’s name because the bicycle company owns the trademark of the word “Roubaix”, a model of bicycle in the company’s line.
This is official The Church Of Cycling will now be boycotting Specialized!
Seriously though fuck you specialized
that’s fucking bullshit
Dude that first one gets scarier every second you view it.
Didn’t wanna sleep tonight anyway
my nightmares for the next two weeks everybody
FINALLY SOMEONE LINKS PORN THAT REALLY GETS ME OFF
Thanks alot thattallsummonerguy! how the fuck am i supposed to top that shit?